Tuesday, August 9, 2011

Day No. 9

Today I have done nothing but clean up the basement, pull things out of  boxes, throw things out, I still have to break up a dresser for the garbage.  I also did 3 loads of American Girl doll clothes while my daughter wiped all of the accessories with bleach & water.  I have not sat down.

I am in the family room sorting American Girl clothes and a commercial comes on the TV.  The music is a beat with the words ..."drop it like it's hot"......."drop it like it's hot"....blah, blah, blah..... there is a guy driving a car in through the neighborhood, and this girl dressed like a '70's misfit is moving around the sidewalk like she is having stomach cramps, flash forward to a backyard party, all the while "drop it like it's hot" is in the background.  Turns out the commercial is for a liquor, a canned liquor, hence the stomach cramps I assume. My real question is what the hell is "drop it like it's hot"?  What?  What is being dropped? What is so hot that it has to be dropped?  Why was the girl shaking her fanny around?  Shouldn't she be using her hands to pick up things?  Does the liquor make things feel so hot you need to drop it?  Oh dear, I hope this drink doesn't make people pick things up via their rump!  How gross!!  Ugh the thought of that...could you imagine the sales clerk thanking you for your purchase, turning around so you can take the package from the rear!  How would she give your change?  Oh I don't even want to know!! 

Well, on that gross note I am going back to folding American Girl doll clothes and go to sleep.  Hopefully I will not be dreaming of "drop it like it's hot", that would be a nightmare.

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